Videos on YouTube

Good news! Now i put up a video i made, saying that i would put more on, but i am now able to put them on Youtube, so i dont plan on putting them on here anymore. sorry, but you could always go onto YouTube and watch them.

Banned

Here is a little story for everyone. A good two years ago, I downloaded Steam (a program that lets you download all sorts of stuff) and bought two games for it, Garry's Mod and Counter Strike Source. Garry's Mod is a sandbox game for only ten bucks and lets you build almost anything, and Counter Strike Source is a game with two sides going against eachother. One side has an objective, that is either, save the hostages, or plant the bomb. They are both extremly fun games that only cost me 25 dollars for both, but i couldn't play them online, which sucked, but they were fun offlinf, but they are both so much more fun online. One day, they were unistalled, so i installed it at my friends house. He didn't like them at first, but soon he loved them and played them non-stop. pretty soon he was joining clans, downloading new maps, etc. He had this mic that let him talk to other online players. One day, he got paused the game, came back only to see he was banned. He told this one admin that he didn't do anything, so he gave him a second chance. About a year later, he made was playing online, and started making these explosive barrels and put them over the map. This got him banned again. so he went to the forums, posted an apoligy, and hoped for the best. sad to say, he got a permant ban. Now, he can not play this game online. He can play it offline and play Counter Strike Source online. He might make a new account and buy it again for 10 dollars. But yeah, thats my story, i bought a game, gave it to my friend, and he got me a permant ban :( That is the last time i give him something that is mine.

Ok, i saw this on a website and it cracked me up
enjoy:
sexyjen: Thats ok. Ok I'm a Japanese schoolgirl, what are you.
C-Dub: A Rhinoceros. Well, hung like one, thats for sure.
sexyjen: Haha, ok lets go.
sexyjen: I put my hand through your hair, and kiss you on the neck.
C-Dub: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.
sexyjen: Haha, ok, you know that turns me on.
sexyjen: I start unbuttoning your shirt.
C-Dub: Rhinoceroses don't were shirts.
sexyjen: No, your not really a Rhinoceros silly, it's just part of the game.
C-Dub: Rhinoceroses don't play games. They fuking charge your ass.
sexyjen: Stop, c'mon be serious.
C-Dub: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinoceros about to charge your ass.
C-Dub: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet.
sexyjen: Thats it.
C-Dub: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.
C-Dub: Goddamn am I hard now.

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Ok, I made a slideshow on one of my favorite bands. I wanted to put this on Youtube, but it wouldn't let me, so I will have to show you it on here. I will put up some more videos that didn't make onto Youtube.