Ok, i saw this on a website and it cracked me up
enjoy:
sexyjen: Thats ok. Ok I'm a Japanese schoolgirl, what are you.
C-Dub: A Rhinoceros. Well, hung like one, thats for sure.
sexyjen: Haha, ok lets go.
sexyjen: I put my hand through your hair, and kiss you on the neck.
C-Dub: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.
sexyjen: Haha, ok, you know that turns me on.
sexyjen: I start unbuttoning your shirt.
C-Dub: Rhinoceroses don't were shirts.
sexyjen: No, your not really a Rhinoceros silly, it's just part of the game.
C-Dub: Rhinoceroses don't play games. They fuking charge your ass.
sexyjen: Stop, c'mon be serious.
C-Dub: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinoceros about to charge your ass.
C-Dub: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet.
sexyjen: Thats it.
C-Dub: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.
C-Dub: Goddamn am I hard now.

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